Thursday, February 14, 2008
Back to my normal, if odd, look at things.
I had a dream last night that I bought the green monster house with the hellacious eyebrows.
I went to an open house - just for laughs - and the house sucked me and my family in, and started feeding on us. Every month it demanded more and more from us. It was horrible! It reminded me of the mother in The Wall.
Suddenly, I was in the developer's dream. I was so glad to escape my own, but his was even worse. He was a green monster fanatic, and had torn down many simple family homes to build many dun-coloured dominatrix dens. He had angered the spirits of the simple people that had raised families in those homes with his greed, and they had chained him until he lost everything.
If you happen to go to an open house, and get a weird feeling, don't even think of buying it!
Of course, all of that is nonsense, and is untrue, but I just had to do some photoshopping, and write a silly story, to make myself laugh.
Maybe this could be a mascot for the anti-olympic committee.
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